Rat Personality Questionare.

[jaderattie]

I saw this on a question and answers site first in dogs and then horses, i thought i'd adapt it for rats. It's really funny?

1. What is your rats given name?

2. What is your rats motto or philosophy on life?

3. What is your rats favorite toy?

4. What is the quirkiest habit your rat has?

5. What is the funniest thing your rat has done, that you wish you had of caught on camera?

6. What famous person living or dead, does your rat resemble personality wise?

7. Can your rat do any unusual tricks?

8. If your rat went to university what would he/she major in(Make up a major if you like)?

9. Which of the following high school personalities best fits your rat? *Class Clown *Teachers Pet *Brainiac *Cheerleader
*Jock *Know-It-All *Trouble Maker *Class Nerd
*Most Likely To Succeed *Bohemian *Promiscuous
*Most Popular *Loner *Attention Deficit Disorder
*Most Likely To End Up In Prison *Best Dressed
*Drop Out

10. What is an everyday thing your rat does which makes you smile laugh?

11. What would it sound like if your rat wrote a personals ad?

[jaderattie]

1. Bobbie
2. If there's a will, there's a way!
3. Me, he loves to hand wrestle.
4. Bobbie scent marks his food, then he eats it! (Yeah a bit yuck)
5. Bobbie tried to do a massive ratty leap to the girls cage and failed miserably landing on the floor, he then looked up at me as if to say, 'I almost made it mum'
6. I'd have to say Cassanova?
7. Bobbie can clean his goolies in the most unusual positions.
8. The How To Try Hard To Get To The Girls Major
9. Promiscuous (Well at least he tries to be)
10. He never fails to try another way to get to the girls, whether it be honestly or cheekily. This always makes me laugh.
11. Middle aged happy go lucky Agouti Hooded male seeks female, for playtime in my mums jacket and snuggles in my house. All females apply, must like lots of attention.

[wulfyskingdom]

Lol, thats so cute. I'd have trouble singling out the 5 personalities of my current boys.... do you think it'd work if i answered different questions with different rats?

1. RVD, Dexter, Tallisker, Tao & Bish

2. Play hard, sleep long

3. Their mummy

4. RVD - He cleans his toenails so hard he looks like he's trying to pull them off

5. When they play soccer with a walnut in a shell

6. RVD - named after the wrestler, he's fast, strong and very entertaining

7. Dexter - he can block medicine even when he cant see it, the paws come up and stop it every single time. Its a two person job and still we almost fail

8. Tao - hairdresser

9. Which of the following high school personalities best fits your rat? *Class Clown- Dexter
*Teachers Pet - Bish
*Jock - RVD
*Trouble Maker - Tao
*Best Dressed - Tallisker

10. What is an everyday thing your rat does which makes you laugh? - the commotion that goes on before breakfast time

11. What would it sound like if your rat wrote a personals ad?
Talli "shy, quiet guy looking for similar female to share mutual grooming sessions"
RVD "I'm loud, I'm proud, you'll love me!"
Dexter "Goofy male looking to make female giggle and brux"
Tao "partner in crime needed, pls apply here"
Bish "Someone to share snuggles in a nice warm place"

[jaderattie]

1. Mogo
2. Stay outta my space and i wont eat you!
3. His hammock or should i say chew toy.
4. Mogo is cage agressive but when you let him out for free range time he's the most loving squishy boy you could get.
5. Mogo is somewhat a big blob and he got himself half squished into a toilet roll, i had to tear it off him, if you saw mogo you'd really have to wonder how he got his head let alone half his body in there, he is a huge rat.
6. Predator (You stay outta my jungle and i won't eat you)
7. Mogo can destroy a hammock in one night. Literally chewing it into hundreds of little pieces.
8. The Home Security Major.
9. Most likely to end up in prison.
10. Mogo snatches his treats, he walks sideways upto you all fluffy and dominant and quickly snatches the treat you are offering, it makes me laugh because he acts like your going to change your mind and not give it to him.
11. Large dove hooded macho buck looking for female to share out of cage time with, i own my house so don't expect to be invited in for sunflower seeds, but if you want to share free range time please call.

[wulfyskingdom]

Nawww Mogo sounds exactly like my Billy (RIP). Except when he took treats he'd stand on his hind paws with his front paws curled up close to his chest then suddenly they'd shoot out and grab the treat.

[rach]

How did I miss this thread! Very cool. I think I'll do this for both my boys

1. What is your rats given name?
Piccolo (Pic) and Albert (Albie)

2. What is your rats motto or philosophy on life?
Albie - If the food won't fit in your mouth then STASH it!
Pic - Sleep is the perfect pass time.

3. What is your rats favorite toy?
Pic - the furry cow print hammock
Albie - the tube hammock

4. What is the quirkiest habit your rat has?
Pic - cleaning teeth, if you leave your mouth open he'll get started, lol
Albie - stashing his food. I'll move it from his stash back to the bowl and he'll notice and stash it all over again!

5. What is the funniest thing your rat has done, that you wish you had of caught on camera?
Albie - constantly stashing food when I was moving the stash, lol
Pic - Hiding in the sleeve of my hoodie when I was in a cafe!

6. What famous person living or dead, does your rat resemble personality wise?
OK, i truly have no idea, am useless when it comes to celebrities!

7. Can your rat do any unusual tricks?
Pic - clean teeth? hehehe
Albie - hmmm, no

8. If your rat went to university what would he/she major in(Make up a major if you like)?
Pic - Bachelor of Science - Sleeping
Albie - Bachelor of Stashing

9. Which of the following high school personalities best fits your rat? *Class Clown *Teachers Pet *Brainiac *Cheerleader
*Jock *Know-It-All *Trouble Maker *Class Nerd
*Most Likely To Succeed *Bohemian *Promiscuous
*Most Popular *Loner *Attention Deficit Disorder
*Most Likely To End Up In Prison *Best Dressed
*Drop Out
Albie - Class Nerd
Pic - Know it All

10. What is an everyday thing your rat does which makes you smile or laugh?
Pic - gives me kisses
Albie - Pokes his head out of where ever he is sleeping to say hi, then goes back to sleep!

11. What would it sound like if your rat wrote a personals ad?
Pic - Friendly, sensitive, middle aged male seeks female for fun free-range times.
Albie - Shy but gentle middle aged male seeks female for quiet free-range snuggles

[littleraton]

1. What is your rats given name?

Handkerchief Pop
Tama

2. What is your rats motto or philosophy on life?

Pop - "Go limp when picked up. Eat and sleep at all other times."
Tama - "Yoink! Yikes! Yummers!"

3. What is your rats favorite toy?

Pop - Tama.
Tama - The hammock. And human possessions for chewing.

4. What is the quirkiest habit your rat has?

Pop - Insisting on hourly 'rat dentistry' sessions. Chewing lips.
Tama - Defying gravity by vertically climbing the wardrobe doors no matter how many times he is plucked off in the process.

5. What is the funniest thing your rat has done, that you wish you had of caught on camera?

Pop - Sleeping in an upright somersault position. (But we did catch it on camera!)
Tama - Chasing Pop around and around in circles.

6. What famous person living or dead, does your rat resemble personality wise?

Pop - 'Mr.Bean'
Tama - Too difficult to think of

7. Can your rat do any unusual tricks?

Pop - Sleep upright in a somersault position. Being able to squish like jelly. Giving manicures quite well by chewing human nails
Tama - Jump ridiculously large distances from any height to another. Being able to sense any food or drinks within a 4-meter radius.

8. If your rat went to university what would he/she major in (Make up a major if you like)?

Pop - Bachelor of Science - Dentistry (or something for being a nail technician)
Tama - Bachelor of Arts - 'Librarianship' (neat-ish hoarder, reclusive, manic)

9. Which of the following high school personalities best fits your rat?

Pop - *Class Clown *Teachers Pet *Best Dressed
Tama - *Attention Deficit Disorder *Brainiac *Punk?


10. What is an everyday thing your rat does which makes you smile laugh?

Pop - Holds the tip of my finger with his little hand. Stretches. Sleeps!
Tama - Stares at me sweetly. Yawns. Sleeps!

11. What would it sound like if your rat wrote a personals ad?

Pop - Bold but affection dove hooded male seeks matching grooming partner.
Tama - Shy, young cinnamon self male look to 'spice it up' with an energetic and 'nutritionally independent' gal (not keen on sharing).

[kaligneyrats]

So cool I have to do my three boys, the girls are too many and too complicated for this lol

1. What is your rats given name? Lucky (L), Toy Boy (TB), Hughie (H)

2. What is your rats motto or philosophy on life?
L: "I gets all the girls! I gets all the girls! Everybody loves me! And hello there Toy Boy...?"
TB: "If I hide in here Lucky won't see me."
H: "Girls are scary... Girls are scary... Girls are scary..."

3. What is your rats favorite toy?
L: ummm... Toy Boy? And toilet paper tubes lol
TB: His Perch... and his tube hammock
H: has none yet

4. What is the quirkiest habit your rat has?
L: Power-Licking and playing like a puppy
TB: Being scared of girls
H: Hyperactive once second, scared the next

5. What is the funniest thing your rat has done, that you wish you had of caught on camera?
L: Fallen over backwards while lciking his gonads and sitting there like a stunned mullet for 30 seconds before moving
TB: Falling off his perch-stick without having air blown on him
H: Falling (rolling) off the side of the hammock lol

6. What famous person living or dead, does your rat resemble personality wise?
L: Robin Williams & Lano and Woodley
TB: Ummm... not sure
H: Sean Connery... or perhaps Lano and Woodley... depends on his mood

7. Can your rat do any unusual tricks?
L: Plays like a puppy
TB: Only snatches food and nearly takes a finger with it
H: Falls off the box lol

8. If your rat went to university what would he/she major in(Make up a major if you like)?
L: Most Girls To Himself
TB: License To Bite & Snatch & Have Loud Romps With Girls
H: Most Shy, Cuddliest, Cutest, Scared, Weird Little Guy

9. Which of the following high school personalities best fits your rat? *Class Clown *Teachers Pet *Brainiac *Cheerleader
*Jock *Know-It-All *Trouble Maker *Class Nerd
*Most Likely To Succeed *Bohemian *Promiscuous
*Most Popular *Loner *Attention Deficit Disorder
*Most Likely To End Up In Prison *Best Dressed
*Drop Out
L: Class Clown & Promiscuous
TB: Loner & Drop Out
H: Class Nerd (can I add 'scared, weird little guy' too?)

10. What is an everyday thing your rat does which makes you smile laugh?
L: power-licks my hand and play-attacks my fingers
TB: Falls off the long stick that goes from one side of the cage to the other
H: Gets so worked up that he has to pounce-bounce his way around the cage... and gets so scared of the other rats that he hides in a corner lol

11. What would it sound like if your rat wrote a personals ad?
L: Bright, active and outgoing black hooded male seeks any female of any age, colour and description for discreet and not-so-discreet meetings. Bring along a male friend for extra fun.
TB: Slightly timid Topaz hooded male with striking dark ruby eyes seeks female of any description for free-for-all romps in the bedroom, no strings attached. NB: No Lucky, that doesn't include you.
H: Shy young aussie cinnamon male looking for understanding, caring female to take care of me and love me for the rest of my life

[jaderattie]

1. What is your rats given name?
Lillie

2. What is your rats motto or philosophy in life?
If there's a conversation to be had i'm in.

3. What is your rats favourite toy?
My Pit Bull Terrier, Lillie finds nothing more enjoyable than chasing her flat out around the lounge room.

4. What is the quirkiest habit your rat has?
If there's corn for dinner, lillie will sort through the food container to find it all, stuffing as much in her mouth at a time then going and hiding it somewhere before running back to get more. She'll do this till she's satisfied that there's none left in the bowl and then she'll go and eat her stash.

5. What is the funniest thing our rat has done that you wish you had of caught on camera?
The first time she pounced on my dog, now my dog is a big softy, although because she's a pit bull she looks big and mean, but the first time lillie took a flying leap onto her back you would have thought a gigantic tiger had just taken a bite out of her side, she ran away with her tail between her legs yelping. Gladly they're best of mates now.

6. What famous person living or dead, does your rat resemble personality wise?
I cant think of anyone off the top of my head, they would have to be energetic, funny, brave and love to have a conversation.

7. Can your rat do any unusual tricks?
Lillie can fly through the air like a sugar glider, it's usually aimed at my dog, but she is also a very talkative rat, at first i thought she was sick in some way but she passed two trips to the vet and we've just realised she's a real talker. She'll sit near you and when you say something to her she'll chirp or chatter back.

8. If your rat went to university what would he/she major in?
Physical Education Major or Communication Major or How to scare the poop out of a Pit Bull Major.

9. Which of the following high school personalities best fits your rat?
Cheerleader, Trouble maker and most popular.

10. What is an everyday thing hat your rat does that makes you smile or laugh?
She's just herself, every moment with lillie is an experience of joy.

11. What would it sound like if your rat wrote a personals ad?
Happy, energetic, talkative, flirty black hooded female seeks buck for dog play sessions, and running laps, also must not like corn but must be prepared to stash it for me.